Don't Blink


I wrote the following while sitting in the gentle April sun on the terrace of the Café Flore in downtown Saint-Germain des Pres. Not really, I just wanted to fuck with your head.

A friend of mine who fucked Daryl Hannah told me that she had a perfect ass. I always imagined that she had small tits - not that there's anything wrong with it. I like tits of any size, except when they are made of plastic. If it were possible to transplant Daryl Hannah's ass on Yasmeen, my opthomologist, she'd be perfect. But that's not necessary. When you have a bright face and a sexy bearing like Yasmeen, a fat ass is not a liability. A sight for sore eyes, she resembles an intelligent Dominique Sanda, if that makes any sense. I once fucked Dominique Sanda, though neither one of us was really there. In any case, I fell in love with Yasmeen when she was looking me in the eye, and she said, in English: "Don't blink."

After the eye exam, I couldn't see very well because of all the gooey drops in my eyes. so instead of reading Tolstoy, I watched a tennis match. Eyes were on my mind. Anastasia Myskina the Russian tennis player has eyes like two cunts. They suck you in. When she plays tennis, she gives the impression of trying to seduce her opponent rather than competing. While Maria Sharapova, on the other side of the net, is 100% will. She needs to dominate, to overpower. At the age of 18, her eyes are already like two $ signs. She doesn't blink.